Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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