My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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