I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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