Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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