shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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