make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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