Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
