then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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