It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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