I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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