thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We need a shit load of segways right now
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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