Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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