____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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