Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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