dude i'm inner monologue high
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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