The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I understand Curling. That high.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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