Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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