I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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