yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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