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porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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