at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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