guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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