Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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