Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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