guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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