Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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