Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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