the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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