i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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