we're blogging at a bar
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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