It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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