Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My vagina is officially offended.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
