Sry I called you an 8
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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