dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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