Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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