Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize