Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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