hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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