I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if only i could text you this smell
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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