My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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