Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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