Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Come on in and take your pants off
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