fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
foreskin is a definite game changer
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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