Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
