bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
how drunk are you?
Several
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
