We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm passing your future prison.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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