Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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