This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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