sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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