this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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