Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Even my vagina gasped.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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