hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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