Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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