Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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