even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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