so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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